A Story About Laden
Ben Laden says: China is one of the toughest to attack countries in the world!
The reasons are as follows, Al Qaeda sent seven terrorists to attack China, with the following results:
- One was sent to blow up a highway bridge, but got sick from the bridge shaking so much.
- One went to blow up a bus, but they were all too crowded and he couldn't get on it.
- One went to blow one up in the supermarket, but his remote control got pick pocketed
- One went to blow up a government building, but he got beat up by the guards "You think you can come here and complain about unpaid wages?! I'll teach you a thing or two about complaining to officials!"
- Finally one was successful in blowing up a coal mine. Several hundred were killed. However, half a year after returning to base, there was still no news report about the incident. He was suspected of lying by his superiors and executed.
A terrorist was sent to Guangzhou, but immediately after coming out of the train station, he was mugged by biker gangs and his satchel charge was taken.
- A female terrorist was sent to Chongqing, but she got cheated by some locals who forced her into prostitution.
- Others were caught by police and sentenced to death. But the bullets were bad quality. The first one didn't come out of the gun, so a second one was a shot...then a a third. Eventually the criminal started sobbing "Brother please strangle me! You're scaring me to death, I can't take this anymore!"
关于拉登的故事！
本拉登说：中国是全球唯一不能惹的国家！
原因是这样的，基地组织曾派出七名恐怖分子袭击中国，结果：
一人在炸立交桥时，转晕在桥上。
一人在炸公交车时，没有挤上车。
一人在炸超市时，炸弹摇控器被盗。
一人在炸政府大楼时，被保安狂揍："叫你讨薪，叫你上访！！"
一人成功地炸了煤矿，死伤数百人，潜回基地后半年
一人曾经尝试炸广州，结果刚一出火车站，就被飞车党抢走了炸药包
一人去炸中国的钢铁基地--铁岭，到了之后，才发现被赵本山忽悠了
最近，又派一女恐怖分子去炸重庆，结果被骗去做了小姐．唉．
一犯人被执行枪决, 由于子弹是伪劣产品，质量不好 ,第一枪没放出 ,接着又放了第二枪……三枪……这时犯人哭了："大哥你掐死我吧
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